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terry
Posts : 80
Join date : 2007-08-27
Location : ottawa, canada
| Subject: You don't search for chuck norris....  Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:56 am | |
| http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/index.htm | |
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Devilstator
Posts : 80
Join date : 2007-08-26
| | Subject: Re: You don't search for chuck norris.... Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:28 pm | |
| Chuck Norris jokes are as old and funny as "why did the chicken cross the road?" | |
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terry
Posts : 80
Join date : 2007-08-27
Location : ottawa, canada
| | Subject: Re: You don't search for chuck norris.... Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:54 pm | |
| i will advise Chuck Norris to ignore that remark....but Chuck Norris doesn't take kindly to people telling him what to do. looks like we will both get our asses kicked. way to go souf....  | |
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terry
Posts : 80
Join date : 2007-08-27
Location : ottawa, canada
| | Subject: Re: You don't search for chuck norris.... Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:55 pm | |
| besides...chuck norris jokes are infinitely better than anything he "acts" in | |
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KaptKinky
Admin
Posts : 126
Join date : 2007-08-26
Age : 75
Location : Graceland
| | Subject: Re: You don't search for chuck norris.... Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:41 pm | |
| Actually, I can think of something more lame than Norris jokes.
Michael J. Fox doesn't see the point in milkshakes anymore.
because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox ejaculates whenever he takes a leak.
because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can transform a normal TV Remote into a light saber
because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can dance well.
Because he bought dancing lesssons by saving money with Geico. | |
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terry
Posts : 80
Join date : 2007-08-27
Location : ottawa, canada
| | Subject: Re: You don't search for chuck norris.... Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:06 pm | |
|  oh wow. i wanna laugh. i wanna shake my head. so conflicted..... | |
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KaptKinky
Admin
Posts : 126
Join date : 2007-08-26
Age : 75
Location : Graceland
| | Subject: Re: You don't search for chuck norris.... Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:50 pm | |
| That's noting hon Hellen Keller Jokes.
Why Can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman! | |
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egsenTrick
Posts : 90
Join date : 2007-08-26
Location : District of Utardia
| | Subject: Re: You don't search for chuck norris.... Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:09 pm | |
| yup/ being blind, deaf, and dumb has nothing to do with it...
along the same lines- how did helen keller break her arm?
feeling for the stop sign. | |
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æsahættr
Posts : 9
Join date : 2007-09-18
Age : 31
Location : Your Closet
| | Subject: Re: You don't search for chuck norris.... Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:39 pm | |
| "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhtttttuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........................"
hah
sorry.
i guess that was mean.
i dont think i could be alive if i was blind | |
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KaptKinky
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Posts : 126
Join date : 2007-08-26
Age : 75
Location : Graceland
| | Subject: Re: You don't search for chuck norris.... Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:02 pm | |
| Hmm. I think I'll post a cheery short story about being blind and masterbating in the Lit forum. | |
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egsenTrick
Posts : 90
Join date : 2007-08-26
Location : District of Utardia
| | Subject: Re: You don't search for chuck norris.... Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:03 pm | |
| being blind is never having to turn out the lights? | |
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