The Official Random Thread

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With added randomness!

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:38 pm

[Apples]

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[Banana]

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:28 pm

AJ is also a minor who's fucking his life over. AJ also needs to wake the fuck up.

Thanks and have a nice day.

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:54 pm

Aj is fucking awesome. Laughing

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AJ is gonna be banned as soon as Tim gets online or else I'm not a part of this community anymore.

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:07 pm

I think I'm just going to dis-f*ckin'-regard everything AJ posts. Because rarely is there a salvageable word typed from his fingers.

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My, aren't we off to a fine start...

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:25 pm

Fuck AJ...

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:04 am

Post, Damn you! We need the post count up.

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My innards are gurgling with a ferocity that is most unkind.

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:32 am

I suggest a scatological excavation in Lake Victoria.

It is the ONLY way to star off the day, along with weaties.

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Combine the two and you're set for the day.

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:37 am

I don't know what you Kanucks do, but weaties and scatological explosions at the same time? Eww.

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Sounds like an idea for a new Troma release. Someone get on the phone!

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:18 am

Screw Wheaties.

Gimme pop-tarts!! =D

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Wrath7Lust wrote:: Gimme pop-tarts!! =D

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Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:53 pm

A thousand internet's to whoever copy pasta's the Penguin of Doom copypasta in the Intro thread.

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it's somewhat cool, yet still slightly insulting to find that my ex is more sexually attracted to me now, than she was in the entire 4 years we were together. we've been officially split for a year. however...it's fun to deny her advances for as long as i can. i get satifaction in watching her squirm.
is that wrong?

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:20 pm

No. She was a fridgid bitch, you're a fridgid man who doesn't think with his groin.

Just.

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KaptKinky wrote:: No. She was a fridgid bitch, you're a fridgid man who doesn't think with his groin.

Just.

both are possibilities....i am somewhat of a prude.
i got her off three times with my fingers though...in an hours time... Twisted Evil

i think i win.

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:28 pm

My boy, with a girl with pierced nipples and ample bust, I can do thinks that make Harlequin Press quiver collectively with fear.

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KaptKinky wrote:: My boy, with a girl with pierced nipples and ample bust, I can do thinks that make Harlequin Press quiver collectively with fear.

i shall my reserve my judgement until the video becomes available Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: The Official Random Thread Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:32 pm

Only 29.99 at any porn shop featuring Deadly Nightshade Productions.

I do suggest the 'Pierre' series, including Pierre Rides Again and Pierre Crashes on the Grand Tittons!

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^awesome! as long as there is no use of cognac, then i shall peruse Razz

anyways...i'm off to shower then out to dinner.

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